Alone, alas, alone is the call from above – Travel from afar? Then for all the one’s you love Stay indoors, you moron! Keep of the beach And out of cafes and beyond an arm’s reach. Is that your grandma, behind the safety-glass? Celebrating her birthday all alone, alas! Alone, like a country full of spinsters and Bachelors, introverts and school bands. My only relationship of any worth right now Is with my Dove and water, as I faithfully plow Through the CHM advice for best sanitation, After every face touch and lonely masturbation. Alone, alas, alone with no relief from Scruff Or Grindr! Where can I find love, or enough sex dates? Why seek a companion? For years I’ve been alone, no ‘other’ to hang on, No lover, no partner, no spouse, no ‘mate’, Just sex with what’s-his-name (man, he was great!) In a long line of what’s-his-names found online Who cum to fill this empty, lonely soul of mine. So alone, yes, alone is not that big a deal When you’ve got solo experience to wield. I can do this easily, I’m not worried - fuck it! I have unlimited data and lube by the bucket!